Here's what everyone is talking about around the office today. 


New York Jets (NFL – National Football League) Isaiah Crowell cleaned up a messy situation. After receiving a penalty for wiping himself with the football, he signed an endorsement deal with Dude Wipes. A SH*TTY SITUATION

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The Oakland Athletics (aka the A’s, MLB - Major League Baseball) play the New York Yankees tonight in a winner-take-all American League wild card game. The A’s are making history with their starter Liam Hendriks. With his start, Hendriks will be the first Australian-born pitcher to ever start an MLB postseason game.

In other wild card news, the 2016 World Series champion Chicago Cubs lost last night in the National League wild card game to the Colorado Rockies. Their loss in the longest sudden-death game in baseball history means the Cubs will not be in the postseason hunt for the World Series trophy.

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If it’s on the internet, it must be true. Boston Celtics (NBA - National Basketball Association) player Kyrie Irving has long maintained the world is flat. At an event this weekend, he apologized for his comments saying he was wrapped up in conspiracy theories and he didn’t realize the effect him making that statement would have. AND ANIMALS CAN TALK TOO