It’s Friday or as we call it these days, Tuesday.
Go forth and conquer the weekend,
The Last Night’s Game Team
PGA (Professional Golfers Association)
Finally some good news to report - the return of live sports is on the horizon. The PGA announced that golf is returning on June 11. There will be no fans in attendance for the first four tournaments after the return but it’s a step in the right direction. HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT GOLF SINCE BOB BARKER PLAYED WITH HAPPY GILMORE
Overtime
Just in case the thought of being in quarantine for another few weeks doesn’t make you want to throw up, enter virtual competitive eating. World Champion eater Joey Chestnut is hosting a virtual eating competition today where competitors will consume:
Qualifying round: sliced bologna -- two pounds
Quarterfinals: milk and cookies -- one family pack of Oreos and a half-gallon of milk
Semifinals: baked beans -- 1.5 gallons
Finals: ramen noodles -- 10 individual ramen cups
Looks like he’s hosting a competition of eating whatever is left in the house. EW GROSS
Sideline stat
It’s the moment everyone has been waiting for. No, not the release of Joe Exotic from prison but the premiere of Michael Jordan’s documentary “Last Dance.” The 10-part documentary which follows Jordan during the Chicago Bulls’ 1997-98 NBA (National Basketball Association) championship season premieres this Sunday. Jordan, who rarely grants interviews let alone a whole documentary, is worried what you might think of him after all the behind the scenes footage is revealed. His son responded on social media by saying “Winning has a price. – Dad” LESSON LEARNED
If you’re concerned about hearing four-letter words during the “Last Dance” series, ESPN is airing the episodes with all the swear words and ESPN2 is airing the edited version. THE CHOICE IS YOURS
Coaches’ corner
The WNBA (Women’s National Basketball Association) Draft begins tonight and like you, everyone will be participating from the comfort of their own home. The draft will be the first virtual draft to take place with the NFL Draft taking place virtually next week. Oregon’s Sabrina Ionescu is the overwhelming first pick in the draft. She could be the best college basketball player, male or female, of this generation. THE BEES KNEES
