Five Unwritten Rules of Sports
Rules were made to be broken, except on the field.
If you didn’t know, then now you know.
1. Don’t walk across the green. Have you ever seen golfers squat behind the ball before they putt? They’re lining up their shot - imagine an actual line from the ball to the hole. That’s why you NEVER EVER walk across the green. If you walk across the green and end up walking through another golfer’s line, their ball could rollover your footprint and possibly change direction. While walking through someone’s line is disrespectful and annoying, it’s best to stay off the green as much as possible. Better to be safe than sorry!
2. Kick the ball out of bounds if an opposing player is hurt. This is one of the more sincere and compassionate unwritten rules of sports. In soccer, when a player gets hurt, the referee usually blows the whistle to stop play. However, the ref doesn’t always see it, therefore it is customary to kick the ball out of bounds. (This is assuming the player who hurt is actually down and not faking one of those Academy Award-winning performances we sometimes associate with soccer). Most of the time, the team that kicked the ball out will get it back, but even if your team doesn’t, it’s the right thing to do and you can pat yourself on the back for being a respectful opponent.
3. Don’t bunt during a no-hitter. It’s no secret that being on the opposite side of a no-hitter in baseball sucks. It’s pretty dang embarrassing for the other team. But for the pitcher, it’s a feat unlike any other. The first thought for the team up against the pitcher would be to bunt -just an easy little tap and then an all-out sprint to first base. Simple, right? Just one hit, and the frustration ends? No. Nope. Can’t do it. Why? Well, even though there’s no written rule for it, it’s a respect thing, so don’t do it.
4. Don’t shoot a last-second basket when your team is up. This one might seem like a no-brainer when your basketball team is up by a lot, and the other team is dragging a bit because they know they’re not going to win. It would be super easy to run the length of the court and hit the most impressive slam dunk of all time. Don’t do it. There’s no reason to do it except to embarrass yourself and the losing team. It’s disrespectful and adds nothing to the game itself. Although nobody can technically stop you, an earful from your coach and some snide remarks from opposing players will be sure to follow.
5. Don’t even think about an onside kick if you’re demolishing the other team. This unwritten rule in football is similar to not shooting a last-second basket when you’re up by a lot. An onside kick is a kickoff strategy that involves the kicking team kicking the ball more laterally and a shorter distance so their team can more easily retrieve the ball. When you’re up by a lot in football, an onside kick is flashy, obnoxious, and there’s really no reason for your team to need the ball back when they’re not receiving. Not onside kicking when you’re up by a lot is just a respect thing. Just like running up the score a bunch just because you can is disrespectful, so is this. Be a good sport.
The 5 Things Even Golfers Don't Know About The Masters
Being part of the conversation is not a long shot.
Better late than never. The biggest tournament in golf is back, seven months late and without fans. We’re sharing a few facets of every golfer’s favorite weekend of the year.
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1. The Masters is the only one of the four Major tournaments in the PGA (Professional Golfers Association) that doesn’t change locations - it’s always at Augusta National Golf Course. But becoming a member of Augusta is somewhat of a mystery. There are no criteria listed for membership and the members list is not public. Ron Townsend was named the first African American member in 1990 and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice became the first woman member in 2012. (There are now six women members). ABOUT TIME
2. The Masters winner receives the iconic green jacket that is only worn by members of Augusta National. The winner is allowed to have the jacket for a calendar year. After that year, they’re only permitted to wear the jacket on the grounds of Augusta. NO TAKE BACKS
3. While most of the pomp and circumstance has been cancelled for this year’s event, the famed Champions Dinner still carried on Tuesday night. The previous year’s winner Tiger Woods hosted a dinner for all the former Masters champions. It is a tradition for all the champs to wear their famed green jackets. Woods’ menu had something for everyone including steak and chicken fajitas, sushi and a dessert trio. One former champion was not present. Sergio Garcia, who won in 2017, tested positive for COVID and he has withdrawn from the tournament and is in quarantine. SURROUNDED BY GREATNESS
4. The scenery will look a little different with a fall tournament. The colors of the famous azaleas of Augusta will be replaced by the fall colors of the trees. Fall will also provide another challenge for the players – less daylight. Due to limited hours of sunlight, in order for players to make the cut, only the top 50 players will advance. Normally anyone within 10 shorts of the leader makes the cut but not this year. (Making the cut in golf means that golfers who are in the top 50 by Friday night will move on to play over the weekend. The rest will be eliminated). 2020 STILL THROWING US FOR A LOOP
5. There’s more than meets the eye when it comes to the beautiful greens of the course. Augusta uses a SubAir system – a high tech draining system installed below the grass. It’s the same system that many football and baseball teams use on their fields. This SubAir will be key to keeping the conditions on the greens similar to April with its moisture-controlling system. A TALL ORDER
Bonus - We saved the best for last. Longtime broadcast partner of the tournament, CBS, admitted they edit in melodic bird sounds during the telecast to enhance the programming and make it feel more like a “natural paradise.” TWEET TWEET
Talk Sporty To Me
How players are opting out of the football season, busy weekend at the maternity ward and a crappy day of golf.
Talking about something other than politics has never been so easy.
And way less controversial,
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NFL (National Football League)
It may seem like NFL players are dropping like ahead of the 2020-2021 season, even though the season doesn’t start until September, but why? Players have until Thursday, August 6 to make a decision if they’re going to stay or go for the upcoming season. If they opt out of the season for a COVID-related medical reason, they will receive a salary advance of $350,000. If it’s a non-medical reason, they’ll receive $150,000. A PERSONAL DECISION
Overtime
We’ve all had those days where your job simply stinks. Enter in European golfer Joel Sjöholm who was forced to take a boat to get to his poorly hit ball. He hit his ball onto an island covered with metal signs, trees and debris but he opted to jump in a little boat to get there and forage through the obstacles to get to his ball. Luckily for us, a camera captured the whole thing. THAT'S COMMITMENT
Sideline stat
It was a busy weekend at the maternity ward for your favorite sports figures. Former wrestlers (WWE – World Wrestling Entertainment) the Bella Twins, each welcomed a baby boy one day apart. Then MLB’s (Major League Baseball’s) MVP Mike Trout and his wife also welcomed a baby boy, Beckham Aaron Trout. Is it a coincidence that the baby’s initials spell BAT? Probably not. WELCOME TO THE WORLD
Coaches’ corner
LSU (Louisiana State University) players had a chance to try out the new “splash shields” that college football players will wear on their helmets to help prevent the spread of COVID. Needless to say, they were not fans with one player describing it as “playing in a Ziplock bag.” Regardless, it seems as these shields will be an integral part the sport this fall. ALTHOUGH BREATHING ALSO SEEMS ESSENTIAL
What to watch
A group of PAC-12 (a college athletic conference) football players are threatening to boycott the season if their concerns around player safety and racial injustice are addressed. Key points include eligibility if they opt out due to COVID concerns, a social justice task force and keeping existing sports by cutting pay to coaches and administrators. STAY TUNED
Happening this week
August 5-6: MLS (Major League Soccer) Semifinals
August 6-9: PGA Championship - the first of three majors this season for the PGA (Professional Golfers Association)
August 7: Deadline for NFL players to opt out of upcoming season.