5 Turkey Day Table Topics That Will Save Your Holiday
Distract, deflect and conquer awkward holiday conversation.
Add this to your holiday first aid kit along with a great bottle of wine.
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The Last Night’s Game Team
For any conversation involving politics.
Politicians and families can be wacky. So can sports teams’ owners. There’s the owner who plays the kazoo in a band, the one who is worth $500 million and still drives his 1997 Dodge Caravan 400 miles to get his hair cut or the one who spent $2.4M on the founding documents of Alcoholics Anonymous. Here’s more about wacky team owners including Jerry Jones whose Cowboys always play on Thanksgiving.
Your cousin keeps taking photos of their dinner and all you can think about is how full you are.
Be thankful you don’t have to pass a post-meal jiggle test. Some NFL (National Football League) team’s cheer coaches conduct “jiggle tests” to assess the firmness of the cheerleaders’ bodies during the season and if they don’t pass the test, they’re benched. They also on average make under $10/hour. With practices, appearances and games they put in 30-40 hour weeks during the season but most are required to have a full-time job elsewhere. Want more? Check out five things you never knew about NFL cheerleaders.
When Grandma asks you why you’re not married…for the 10th time…that day.
There’s something to be said about keeping your love life mysterious. Grammy nominated Lizzo is an open book but one mystery that still remains unsolved is who exactly is that Minnesota Vikings (NFL – National Football League) player she’s referring to in her song "Truth Hurts?" Well Stefon Diggs of the Vikings is determined to find out. The list could be long as the song was released in 2017 so that player may not even be on the team any longer.
Your aunt, who is obsessed with her dog, joins you for Thanksgiving lunch. And brings her dog that licks her plate at the table. Ew.
For the dog who doesn’t earn the title of best showing at the dinner table, there’s still hope to claim the title of “Best in Show.” Thanksgiving also doubles as the date of the National Dog Show. And just like your uncle who avoids anything with Cheez-Whiz, the judges have high standards too. They’re not only looking for a dog with a defined features, correct gait and fitness level but a happy dog that enjoys the competition so each dog’s expression and general demeanor receive extra scrutiny.
When being home for the holidays means you’re going to run into your old high school rival, but don’t worry, your mom has your back.
The game everyone is anticipating is this weekend between the biggest rivals in sports, the Ohio State Buckeyes – Michigan Wolverines. Why does this game matter so much? Well Ohio State is undefeated and holding the number two spot at the top of the college football rankings. No one would love to ruin their party more than Michigan. The Wolverines are led by a khaki-wearing coach Jim Harbaugh. (Seriously, he should work at Target, he loves khakis that much).
The Compelling Stories Behind 5 NBA Teams' Flashy New Uniforms
Turning the court into a catwalk.
NBA teams now have more uniform options than Carrie Bradshaw had Manolos. Thanks to their uniform partner Nike, the league has done away with traditional home or away uniforms and home teams can essentially wear whatever they’d like, turning the court into a catwalk.
Model athletes,
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To clear things up (and by that we mean make them as clear as mud) teams have an association, icon, city, statement and classic edition uniforms. PLAYING DRESS UP
1. The Oklahoma City Thunder are remembering those who lost their lives in the Oklahoma City bombing this year, the 25th anniversary of the tragic event. The uniform, which will debut on November 27, will feature the times 9:01 am and 9:03 am, the time of the bombing and the time the healing started. They will also showcase an image of the 90-year old Survivor Tree that’s on site of the memorial as well as the words “Service,” “Honor” and “Kindness,” to remember how the nation reacted to the tragedy. BEAUTIFUL TRIBUTE
2. The Brooklyn Nets are not only unveiling new graffiti-print statement uniforms that reflect the gritty, earthy and gray nature of their home turf but they’ve also redone the court as well. The actual basketball court in the arena is inspired by the subway system. The court itself is gray to emulate the subway and the team’s name is in the traditional Helvetica font that’s used for all train station signs. IT’S ONLY AUTHENTIC NYC SUBWAY IF IT ALSO SMELLS LIKE URINE
3. If you’ve ever been to Atlanta, you’ve likely crossed Peachtree Street at some point. The iconic street is prominent on this year’s city uniforms for the Atlanta Hawks and the team’s special edition “peachier” court. The uniform and the court will feature the peachtree logo (picture a peach crossed with a basketball) and of course, the color peach. WELL ISN’T THAT JUST PEACHY?
4. The Los Angeles Clippers acquired a few big name players in the off-season so we already knew the players on the court would look different but they took it a step further. Their new hardwood court is embracing the black and white design of the city edition uniforms, and the design is predominately black, minus a white map of Los Angeles. Some are saying these uniforms remind them of the Los Angeles (soon to be Las Vegas) Raiders (NFL – National Football League). Others are saying they remind them of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Regardless, the team will wear them 17 times this season, starting with November 22. EVERYONE’S A CRITIC
5. The Golden State Warriors have had a tough start to the season but they’re still celebrating the places they called home in their uniforms. On November 22, they’ll debut their city classic edition uniforms which will pay tribute to when the team was based in San Francisco back in the 60s (They moved to Oakland and have since moved back to San Francisco). This uniform look dates back to the Wilt Chamberlain days and will feature a cable car and the Golden Gate Bridge. BUT WILL THERE BE WILT-STYLE SHORT SHORTS ON THE COURT?
Who, what, wear? Here’s when you can catch your favorite team (or jersey) on the court. MAKING THEIR DEBUT
The 5 Things You Need To Know Ahead Of College Basketball Season
It’s time to hit the hardwood on your way to March Madness greatness.
The road to March Madness starts in November.
Talk about planning ahead,
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1. Remind me where we left off? Last season, Virginia won its first championship title in school history. In the off-season head coach Tony Bennett (not to be confused with Grammy award winning Tony Bennett) turned down a big raise, insisting it instead go to his assistant coaches and improving the school. (FYI - Michigan State is the favorite this season). APPARENTLY NICE GUYS DO FINISH FIRST
2. Baylor took home the championship on the women’s side last season. But the player to watch has nothing to do with the school in Texas but one in the northwest. Sabrina Ionescu from the Oregon Ducks is undoubtedly the best player in women’s college basketball and dare we say, best in college basketball. Last year she broke records but decided to forgo being the likely #1 pick in the WNBA (Women’s National Basketball Association) draft to return to school in Oregon. SMART AND TALENTED
3. The conversation of paying college athletes is unavoidable and the NCAA (governing body of college football) recognizes that a change needs to happen. You might remember that they gave the directive for each division in college sports to look into what the rules and structure might be to pay athletes. These rules aren’t due until 2021 so until then, it’s all lip service. But while athletes aren’t getting paid, their coaches are. And they’re getting paid well. PUT ME IN COACH
4. If inspiration is more of what you’re looking for, look no further than Andrew Jones from Texas. The Longhorn was the team’s best player when he diagnosed with leukemia. He missed most of last season for treatment, but Is expected to take the court this season alongside his teammates. FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
5. If you want to be in the know about what's happening on the court, the big rule change for the season is the moving of the three-point line. This season it will be moved back to the international basketball distance, which is still closer than the NBA (National Basketball Association) line. We’ll see if it’s a game changer. HOOP DREAMS