Give Me A Ring

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The Last Night’s Game Team


A few weeks ago, Antonio “Mr. Big Chest” Brown dissed his Pittsburgh Steelers and asked other teams to consider hiring him, all while burning calories on the EFX machine. This weekend his wish came true. In a blockbuster move, Brown was traded to the Oakland Raiders (soon to the be the Las Vegas Raiders) and received a raise. IS THAT ALL WE HAVE TO DO FOR A RAISE?


The hottest couple on the block are heading down the aisle. Former MLB (Major League Baseball) player and current broadcaster, Alex Rodriguez, proposed to his girlfriend Jennifer Lopez with a ring the size of a baseball diamond. Of course, she said yes. THAT RING IS A HOME RUN


Let’s face it, it’s been a rough year to be a New York Knicks (NBA – National Basketball Association) fan but alas they’re still going to games. Clearly sensitive about his team’s lack of performance, Knicks owner James Dolan had a fan banned from Madison Square Garden for shouting at him that he should sell the team. The Knicks are still the NBA’s most valuable franchise valued at $4 billion. MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS


Not quite a come from behind win. A fan rushed the field during a soccer game and punched Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish in the back of the head. Grealish had the last laugh when he scored the game winning goal. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT