Just Right
The Juice joins Twitter, what happens in Vegas ends up on TMZ and who runs the world?
Short and sweet for your Monday morning.
Goes great with coffee,
The Last Night’s Game Team
NBA (National Basketball Association)
After celebrating their NBA Championship in Vegas over the weekend, the Toronto Raptors will continue the celebration with a victory parade today, where two million people are expected to attend. Moral of the story? Don’t expect anyone in Toronto (or maybe even Canada for that matter) to get much work done today. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
Overtime
Days after the 25th anniversary of the death of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ron Goldman, O.J. Simpson joined Twitter. It went exactly as you would imagine. He posted a video stating, “I got a little getting even to do” and that he is going to use the platform to “talk about everything, especially sports and fantasy football, and even politics.” THE JUICE IS LOOSE
Sideline stat
The U.S. Women put another ‘W’ in the win column yesterday, beating Chile 3-0. The team was led by Carli Lloyd, who at age 37, set the record for consecutive goals in World Cup matches at six. Team U.S.A. will take on Sweden in the final round of the group stage on Thursday. BRINGING HOME THE BACON
Coaches’ Corner
The NBA (National Basketball Association) off-season just began and the Los Angeles Lakers and New Orleans Pelicans have agreed to a trade deal that will dramatically shift the power in the NBA. Giving up a few players and draft picks, the Lakers traded for Pelicans star Anthony Davis (known for his unibrow). BET SOMEONE IN L.A. COULD FIX THAT
What to watch
Gary Woodland won his first Major yesterday at the U.S. Open (PGA – Professional Golfers Association). (There are four majors – aka major golf tournaments – in golf). The icing on the cake was that it was on Father’s Day, which holds a special place with a lot of love and heartache for Woodland. BIG WIN, BIG HEART
It’s Gonna Be A Wild Ride
“Bachelorette” fans are going to be pissed, a brilliant career move and who slept through a baseball game.
Is it Friday yet?
We’re going to need more coffee,
The Last Night’s Game
NBA (National Basketball Association)
The Toronto Raptors are looking to end the Golden State Warriors dynasty and win their first ever championship. But don’t look now, one of the Warriors best players, Kevin Durant, may be returning from injury. Raptors fans lined up for three days in hopes of grabbing a prime spot in the Raptors’ outdoor fan zone known as Jurassic Park for Game Five tonight. NOW THAT’S COMMITMENT
“Bachelorette” fans are not going to be happy because the show has been postponed until Tuesday due to Game Five. HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL
Overtime
Ever been so tired you could sleep anywhere? That’s exactly what happened to a bat during a Cleveland Indians (MLB - Major League Baseball) game. The want-to-be vampire slumbered away while latched onto the infield net during yesterday’s game. RABIES AND RBIs
Sideline Stat
While Rafael Nadal won his record 12th French Open title, cricket player turned tennis player Ashleigh Barty won her first grand slam. (There are four Grand Slam tournaments, a.k.a. majors, in tennis). A GOOD CAREER MOVE
Coaches' Corner
The U.S. Women’s National Team will take on Team Thailand tomorrow in the Women’s World Cup. Be a part of the team with this insider’s dictionary. BRING IT ON
What to watch
In honor of the NBA Finals, check out these Canadians who are too nice to talk trash to the Golden State Warriors on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Beach Body Fail
Why “I Will Always Love You” is a home run, abs < winning and QBs who chug beer.
Summer is here whether you’re ready or not.
Keeping the conversation hot,
The Last Night’s Game Team
MLB (Major League Baseball)
Baseball players tend to be very superstitious. If something works and the team is winning, they’ll keep up the tradition no matter how embarrassing. “I Will Always Love You” has become the theme song of the San Diego Padres. What started as a prank turned into nightly (awful) serenade but they’re winning so there you have it. YOUR EARS WILL NOT LOVE YOU
Overtime
The NFL (National Football League) off-season has stirred up a lot of questions with the most important being, which NFL quarterback can chug a beer the fastest? Aaron Rodgers started this unofficial frat boy contest by attempting to chug a beer on the jumbotron at a basketball game and it wasn’t pretty. Therefore, other quarterbacks had to show him up and Chicago Bears Mitch Trubisky may have taken the cake by chugging a beer in mere seconds. IS THERE AN ALL-STAR TEAM FOR THAT?
Sideline stat
The curse of Drake lives on. Drake is known for hanging out with winners who just can’t seem to win after they hang out with the rapper. Enter boxer Anthony Joshua. He was the shoo-in for Saturday night’s fight. Then he was TKO’d (technical knock out) in the seventh round by the people’s champion, Anthony Ruiz Jr. Ruiz’s win had people everywhere rethinking their summer diets. ABS OF STEEL ARE NOT NECESSARY
Coaches’ corner
President Trump announced that Jerry West, the hall of fame player whose silhouette is the NBA (National Basketball Association) logo, will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You might remember, Tiger Woods received the same honor a few weeks ago. HONORED TO BE HERE