If you’re looking for an excuse to call in sick today, these might work if you can handle your boss laughing their (expletive) off.
Celebrate your sports savviness and the fact that it's Friday by breaking open the bubbly.
Break out the champagne because we’re headed to another Super Bowl. You’re not going to be able to avoid the football conversation today so you might as well join them. If you don’t like football, we have a little something for you too.